An email conversation this morning:

ESS: Oh noes, I can haz flight? Is cancelled, oh noes!

ELL: What? Weird! Why?

DES: It’s a bit early for alliteration, no?

BEE: Never. No way. Not a chance.

ESS: No designated driver Des due to Delta delay. Damn! Darn! Drat!

BEE: What a win. Worthless waste to wrangle a wreply.

All this before 8:30am. So many comedians at such an early hour. Kill me now.

DES: I’m gonna post this on the blog.