1. “I haven’t seen a lot of classic movies.  Like all the Adam Sandler movies.”
  2. “Eiw, look at that sausage.” – some girl upon seeing me eat a sausage-and-peppers sandwich
  3. “You’re not rooting for the Red Sox, are ya?”, when I commented on how awful relief pitcher Tommy Hottovy was, who had pitched 6 consecutive balls right out of the gate, and had to have a speaking to.
  4. Forcing “Yankees suck” into their stupid “Sweet Caroline” sing-along.  That’s just so pathetic and retarded.
  5. Anything else spoken in that ridiculous accent.  “Hyeh’s yeh cahd back”, “How many byehs?”, “Have a nice day.”